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versinceIpassedtwenty-five,Irealized,thecesaresolowtogethookedupwithasavor-ablegirlwho’swillin’towide-open‘erlegsand,Gawd,suthat—I’drathergohomeamymeat—andtodevelopacheapretionshipImean,lit’rally,itain’tcostyouanarm-and-leg—youdon’treallybankruptyourselfdatingfaasteless,collegegirls—iftheydon’tdemandthisandthathey,there’sonlyoaprepareinhisPOCKETS—andjustedonthefacewiththeirmalepartners’saggyb—butitwon’tactuallycostyouanarmandaleg—butitcostsamanhisd—any...way,yougetthepoint... Ohingaboutlifeis:onceyoupassedcollegeages,mister,yourmale“matey”anceasedbeingAlmighty. 【▲人生很可悲啊:一旦你过了大学年纪,兄day,你的小ㄉ、ㄧㄠˇ弟就会失去它「督进去」的「C」能力。】 Man’sstickturo